I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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