Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
her facebook's as public as her vagina
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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