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Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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