Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Another day, another engagement, another cat
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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