Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
