Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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