you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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