if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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