Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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