We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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