We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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