How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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