Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Randomize
