What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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