margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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