It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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