nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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