My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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