Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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