my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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