No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he quoted the bible to break up with me
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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