also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Everything about him screamed your future.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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