we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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