Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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