And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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