please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
