gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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