Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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