Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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