How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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