fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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