How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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