awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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