: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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