i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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