So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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