no. you can't hotbox the world.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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