doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
We talked him into tasing himself.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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