At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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