Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Randomize
