I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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