she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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