Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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