I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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