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I don't think brook has ever known best
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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