She went from zero to smokin in five shots
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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