Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
high people should be assigned attendants
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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