normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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