Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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