direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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