Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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